I Don't Want No Cake on My Birthday...

...well cake would be nice, but my birthday is tomorrow...sooo, get on that.

Anyway, this is just a fair warning to all you people out there on Facebook who will be looking to send me a "Happy Birthday" message. If you don't really know me all that well, or haven't talked to me since middle school, or haven't really felt the need to even glance my way or smile at me in high school...I don't want your message.

Really I know that might be a little harsh, but I know it is coming. There will be one or two of those "hot" girls you stared at down the hall that would never give you the time of day or even think about saying "hi" to you as they passed you through their kingdom known as "Senior Year," that will inevitably send me a message on Facebook saying "Happy Birthday." Listen, I don't need your charity. I have plenty of friends, close friends, and even people who I still talk to on occasion when and if I get a chance to see them who are nice enough to chat for a few seconds even if they don't want to and say hi just because they know me and talked to me before (*deep breath*) that will write on my wall and make me feel good about myself. I don't have any need for those of you who think that you're going to be a nice person by writing me a thoughtless message on my wall in facebook. Now if you want to send me a present or some money in a card, by all means go for it...but don't think you're going to get a step up in my book because you wrote two words on a website that I happen to glance at everyday for a minute or two. But even as I say this I know I will get at least one or two of those messages...and you can be damn sure that I will tell you about it tomorrow...aka MY BIRTHDAY

So I will be sre to tally up every message I get a fill it into a category. Categories such as close friends, aquaintances...etc etc. I will make them up as the people appear on the screen. Who knows what great lines I can come up with.

But a future thanks to all of you who do take some time our of your busy days to wish me a happy birthday...those of you who I care to hear from. I don't want to sound like an asshole or a prick...but there are just some people who try way to hard, and it drive me nuts. I would say that 95% of you out there don't fall into the category that will irratate me...so wish away my friends, wish away.

It'll be good to be back even though I turn 23 (aka Over the Hill) TOMORROW